Quirky Humor

I have the most difficult time throwing things away, and a lot of what I have is on pieces of paper. Take this memo for instance from 1996, which was distributed in the management department of a major university that will go unmentioned. (Keep in mind the general wealth of management departments, please):

RE: Coffee Service

This is to let you know that we have determined that the coffee service charge will be $5.00 per month for the months of March, April, and May. At the end of this period, we will review the costs of the service and assess the user charges again.

You will soon receive a bill for the month of March. However, you may wish to pay for all three months at once. This is acceptable. Please wait to receive the bill before attempting to pay. The bill will contain necessary information.

All of those who responded "yes" to the original memo inquiring about interest in participation, will receive a bill. If you did not respond at all and later decided to participate in the program, let us know. I've listed below those of you who did not respond. We appreciate your cooperation.

I read once that in academe the fights are so vicious because the stakes are so low.